I asked my mom if she wanted to get food with me. She doesn’t know that I’ve been upset since yesterday but she knows something is going on. So instead of being, you know, a mom, she complained bc her fiance is calling her at 1 pm. Didn’t know my mom was a fuckin teenage girl.
The solution to fix this problem at the border is to enforce our laws already in place and seal up the border. Ted Cruz is right. These illegal aliens are here for amnesty, not because they are fleeing persecution.
Ted Cruz goes on about this as well as about the conflict in the Gaza Strip.
But…war on women!!!!!?!!! Meanwhile, somewhere in the Middle East a woman is getting punished for being raped because she doesn’t have three male eyewitnesses…who weren’t participating that is. Don’t bother the left with that nonsense though. Birth control is WAAAAAAAY more important!
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …
um, dois, três, quatro …
Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre
It’s not a very good one.
uno, dos, tres, cuatro…
I’m not sure how this works.
ett två tre fyra
philippines and japan stop omg
Satu Dua Tiga Empat
one AMERICA, two AMERICA, three AMERICA…
i don’t get it either
THE LAST ONE KILLED ME
justsomebirdie idk what happened to your ask or if you just got 89 but here are the others
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
So immediately I thought there were three mummies. These mummies are resurrected pharaohs from ancient Egypt. The one to my left is obviously Akhenaten. He’s come to discuss with me the sun cycles and it’s implications on climate change. The one in the middle is Nefertiti who has come to remind that even though I am not a feminist that I still need to be a strong person and not let one person affect me so negatively. The one to my right is Djoser who is here to help me erect a pyramid.
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
The red bell peppers that were wicked good held the super power of teleportation.